00. Born in Wilmington

The drink’s always flowing when I give the nod,
And my liver’s a steely mesh built for a god.
The nectar tastes sweet when it meets with my tongue
Cause I was born in WIL-MING-TON
Yes I was born in WI-IL-MING-TON

I’m adept with the ladies I’ve had me a bunch
I give them a wink and they treat me to brunch!
A look in my eyes and the deed’s all but done,
Cause I was born in WIL-MING-TON
Yes I was born in WI-IL-MING-TON

My muscles are big and my strength’s unsurpassed,
And my blood turns to molten brick, once I’ve been sassed!
Dispatching with foolish men’s my kind of fun,
Cause I was born in WIL-MING-TON
Yes I was born in WI-IL-MING-TON

I’ve got centuries of wisdom alive in my veins,
And millions of scientists lust for my brain!
My intellect stretches from here to the sun
Cause I was born in WIL-MING-TON
Yes I was born in WI-IL-MING-TON

We’ve sailed every ocean we’ve blazed every trail,
Be it business or pleasure we simply can’t fail!
A city is gauged on the strength of its sons
And we were born in WIL-MING-TON
Yes we were born in WIL-MING-TON
Oh we were born in WIL-MING-TON
Yes we were born in WI-IL-MING-TON